Confessions of a Hungover Twenty Something: I’m Still Drunk

Allow me to paint a lovely picture for you. It’s currently 9 am and I’m sitting crisscross applesauce on my bed, chugging a blue Gatorade and I’m 99% sure I am still drunk. My head is pounding, I might puke, all I keep thinking about is the 1:30 am shot of Fireball I took that […]

Where Have All My TV Friends Gone?

I’ve had a standing date with CBS at 8pm (7pm, CT) for the last nine years and now that relationship is over I don’t know what to do during that time frame. Do I watch 2 Broke Girls….? How I Met Your Mother was my Friends. When Friends came on the air I was still […]

Why Is Mrs. Doubtfire Getting a Sequel?

Sorry I’m not sorry, but WHY is Mrs. Doubtfire getting a sequel? It’s 2014. The movie came out in 1993. NINETEEN NINETY THREE. That was… umm… 21 years ago. LIKE, OVER 20 YEARS AGO. That would be like someone saying OH HEY. Clueless is getting a sequel that will air in 2020. We will totally […]

20 Types Of People At Every Group Dinner

 1. The Appetizer Guy Forgets what money is. Buys ten different appetizers for the table. 2. The Girl Who’s Always Late Reservation is at 6:30. Shows up at 7:15. Table can’t be seated until everyone has arrived. 3. The Vegetarian Who “Didn’t Think He’d Be Upset You’re Eating Meat”  Usually totally fine with meat, but suddenly can’t deal with […]

It’s (Not) Going Down, I’m Yelling TINDER

For someone who is employed by the Internet, I am incredibly technologically inept.  I mean, a few months ago, I learned prefixing a web address with “www” is no longer necessary.  When I heard about “Tinder”  I was leery of giving it a try, largely because I knew there was a 100% chance I would […]

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Saving Face: Cleaning Out Your Makeup Collection

There is nothing worse than getting an eye infection from using that caked up old eye shadow sitting at the bottom of your make-up bag. Once you get past the fact that you got an eye infection you will realize that the whole thing could have been prevented by simply throwing it away. Spring cleaning […]

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Checking in on the Dry-Speller

Checking in on the Dry-Speller

The last time you heard from me I was giving up all forms of sex for Lent. I was also giving up junk food, drinking, swearing, House of Cards, dehydration and Hayden Panettiere, but those are minor in comparison for a single 24-year-old male. That was 5 weeks, trips to San Diego, San Francisco and […]

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30 Questions for the Male Species

Please note: these are ACTUAL questions that I have for the male species, if you know the answer or can shed some light on any of this subject matter please comment below or tweet us! Do you notice if a girl’s nails are painted? Tits or Ass? Really, be honest. When we sleep next to […]

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FTS Reflects: Looking Back on the 2013 Boston Marathon as a Runner

Growing up in New England, Marathon Monday was a huge freakin’ deal.  It was a day that teachers kicked back and tossed on the tv to watch the epic-ness that is completing a marathon.  I was immediately smitten as a kid that one day I too will be crossing that finish line. I ran my […]

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FTS Reflects: Looking Back on the 2013 Boston Marathon

One year ago, you were probably glued to the TV. Horrible images filled the screen. People being wheeled away on stretchers and in wheelchairs. Crowds that had been cheering started sobbing and screaming. Countless sirens and flashing police and ambulance lights. As hard as it was to watch and hear these horrible things, it’s even harder […]

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This Is Your Notice, Girl Meets World.

Sometimes I’ll wake up in the middle of the night in a complete cold sweat, wrought with the idea that maybe there’s some website out there that I still haven’t claimed with my awesome username. It took me literally days back in high school to think up the absolutely perfect username, because I was tired […]

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“Everyone Forgot How to Drive Today” and other Various Thoughts on My Morning Commute

Every day at 8:15am, I venture out onto the open road for my 45-minute commute to the office. Every day at 8:15am, I try to imagine what fresh hell this commute will be, and usually it’s the same every day. Ugh, I hate driving. I need a chauffer. Why do I ALWAYS get stuck behind […]

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Rude People Fucking Suck

Seriously, how rude are people? My inspiration for this post was brought to you by your local Target. This is how my Friday night went down. To my dismay, I noticed a delicious looking fruit cup in the produce section of Target. A delicious assortment of fruit at Target, stop it. It can’t be. A […]

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Are You My Boyfriend?

“This is my friend, Liz.” Screeeeeeech. I’m your WHAT?! I’m sure I’m not the only one to ask the age-old question, “WHAT ARE WE?!” This is quite possibly the most frustrating situation a girl could ever be in. I was stuck in this for two grueling months. So maybe you’re friends, maybe you’re more, maybe […]

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How to: Get a Promotion

It’s a lesson we all learned back in the sand box days:  life isn’t fair, and you don’t always get what you want.  Tough cookies, right?  We all face various setbacks and defeats throughout life before and during college, and naturally, those are meant to prepare us for the setbacks and defeats we’ll face in […]

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RENO 9-1-1: Dollar Store Decor

RENO 9-1-1 is a new segment that I’m going to start writing weekly. We all want our studio and 1-BR apartments to look pretty and semi-civilized, right? But we’re all broke and owe our salaries to rent, food, and Sallie Mae. We’re broke and we know it, no need to clap our hands. My goal […]

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Things I’m Not Sure If It’s Okay To Still Wear

Call me crazy, but I feel slightly uncomfortable whenever I wear one of the below. Yeah, I still wear these items. But is it okay?! Soffe Shorts If you’re not familiar with soffe shorts, they are those cotton colored shorts girls wore in high school that they rolled over 3-4 times in order to maximize […]

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What Would They Have Tweeted?

What if Twitter was around back in biblical times, through discoveries of the New World and scientific experiments that have paved the way to where we are today? What would those historical figures have had to say in a 140 characters or less? These are questions that there will never be answers (or tweets to) […]

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The 7 Worst #20SomethingProblems (For Me)

I’m a 26-year-old, gainfully employed, engaged to be married, first-time home-buyer. To all you women haters, I realize that I sound like a complete stereo type but I can assure you I am not. I almost always have dirty hair, I have very few girl friends, I’m more often then not wearing sneakers, I am […]

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Must-Have Monday: 9 Men’s Spring Style Essentials

Okay, I’ll admit that reading the title of this article may seem a bit daunting if you’re a guy who doesn’t know the difference between a blazer and a jacket**. And when it comes to fashion, most guys are clueless. But now that you’re a twenty-something male with a job, you need to have a […]

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