13 Signs You Should Probably Stop Shopping At Forever 21

1. You’re 22.

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Okay Taylor we get it.

2. The girl in line behind you is buying the same bodycon dress as you except for her middle school dance this Friday.

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3. You can’t find a single shirt that goes past your belly button…and you actually contemplated for a second whether you can pull off a crop top at work.

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4. You’re older than the manager.

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…because you’re OLD.

5. You realize you can’t pull off half of the things in the store, in fact, no one can – you were just delusional in college…and drunk.

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6. When a co-worker asks you where you got your shirt – and you don’t want to sound like a tween – so you panic and say something like Nine West.

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No ummm they have clothes in the back…..

7. More than 50% of the people in the store look like they should be casted on ALL THAT…and they have no concept of what All That even is.

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8. And they give you dirty looks and actually make you feel insecure for like ten seconds.

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9. You stop by after work and you’re the only person in there wearing business casual.

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10. You’re not as broke as you were in college (sort of lol) so you nearly buy out the store every time you go.

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11. Something resembling this happens when you try to wear a shirt for the second time after it goes through the wash once.

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Oh is that why it was originally 12 dollars clearanced for 50 cents? WHY DID I GET THIS IN EVERY COLOR?

12. You have about 17 head on collisions with girls snapchatting while walking.

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13. And by the 18th you’re ready to throw down.

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But you don’t, because you’re like…an adult. So save your dignity, leave the three dollar maxi with a broken zipper behind and go to Express.

Samantha Nicole

Sam works full time in digital marketing at a web design agency and when she's not inhaling coffee, she likes to kill time mindlessly looking at ridiculously expensive real-estate online and listening to indie pandora. She hates winter, is allergic to almost everything outside, and one time forgot her shoes on her way to an interview.

3 Comments
  1. Just because the name is Forever 21 doesn’t mean there is an age limit. There is a kid section now, and also a plus size section. There are plenty of adult options in this store. How about stop being so judgemental and let people shop where they want?

  2. I actually related to this article… Realized it was not my style… the article I feel is for people like myself, looking around for some other style minded adults in the room

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