20 Times When Calories Don’t Count

1. When you’re on vacation.

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2. When you’re drunk.

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3. The time period between Thanksgiving and New Years Eve.

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4. When you’re browsing the free samples at Costco.

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5. After a break up.

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6. When you’re drinking wine.

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7. When you’re drinking… period.

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8. When you’re hungover.

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9. When it’s Friday after a long week of work and all you want is pizza.

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10. On your birthday.

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11. On your friend’s birthday. You have to go out. You have no choice.

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12. When you’ve had a bad day.

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13. The first nice day of the year. Temps have gone above average and so has your calorie intake!

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14. When you’re first getting your period and you want dat nutella.

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15. When you want nutella ever.

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16. When you come in contact with a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

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17. When it’s free. Free bread at restaurants? Free calories.

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18. After you work out. I mean, you’ve worked for it.

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19. Weekends. You’ll start the diet Monday.

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20. When no one is looking.

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Samantha Matt

Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still going. I like pizza, French fries, barre class, spinning, more pizza, more French fries, and clothes. I have a serious shopping problem. Writing is fun. Follow me on the twitter - @samanthamatt1.

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