1. I just love outlet malls. You get exercise, sun, and great deals all at the same time!
2. I hope there are good deals today!
3. First I need a coffee. This is serious business.
4. 40% off at Nike? I could use some new sports bras!
5. Maybe some new running shorts too.
6. Oh hell, maybe if I get some new shoes it will motivate me to start running again.
7. Okay I need out of here, to Victoria’s Secret!
8. Panties are 4 for $20?!?! Praise Jesus Hallelujah!
9. This clearance is bliss, I’ve found like 4 bras.
10. I won’t have to do laundry for like a month with all of this new underwear. And I’m going to look hot in them.
11. HOW much is my total?! I guess that’s what my Angel card is for.
12. I’m just going to ponder into Vera Bradley. I don’t need anything, just looking.
13. OMG, this print is so cute.
14. I’m just looking.
15. Wow it’s on everything.
16. I don’t need a new bag.
17. DOOOON’T DO IT!
18. Maybe I’ll compromise and get a wallet, they’re only $20.
19. Okay I need to get out of here.
20. Ohmuhgosh Bath and Body Works has a huge sale. I must.
21. 3 for $20. I don’t really need 3 but. Sale.
22. This candle smells so good I gotta have it.
23. Holy crap this is going to cost so much, but it will make me happy. That’s all that matters, right?
24. Guess always has cute things.
25. Wow this is beautiful, of course it’s not on sale.
26. I’ll just try it on for funsies.
27. What this shirt is only $2.99?! I have to try it on.
28. Ugh of course this expensive dress looks amazing on me.
29. This doesn’t look that great, but it’s only three bucks, maybe I can sleep in it.
30. It’s Sugar! This is the best store ever I swear. And I won’t spend any money, I will just go in and admire how cool all of their stuff is.
31. I have to get this mug.
32. And this magnet.
34. This stuff has to be limited edition, so I have to get it now. It may be my only chance!
36. Ugh. Okay.
37. I need to leave now, I’m already $250 broker. But it’s okay, it’s totes worth it.
38. Today was fantastic!
39. And now I have all of this fabulous stuff for good prices
40. Life is good.