10 Things You Were Doing At 17 Instead Of Being Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian klan, and sister Kendall used to look like this:

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Now, they look like this:

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That picture was taken at the Paper Towns movie premiere where 19-year-old model Kendall rocked a high fashion dress and 17-year-old Kendall went nude. Well, not completely nude, but like pretty much nude. The teen who MAY I ADD IS NOT YET 18 AND LEGAL has literally transformed into sister Kim Kardashian (oh hi plastic surgery) and looks seriously hot. Like, is it weird that I am totally into this look, blue hair and all? I hope not.

But then I remember that Kylie Jenner is 17, and then I remember what I was doing (and what I looked like – ugh) at 17, and I think HOW. And then I watch videos such as the one below of Kylie dancing with model friend Cara Delevingne and I think WHY.

Every time you see a picture (or sexual video) of Kylie Jenner being an abnormal teenager, please remember what you were doing when you were her age.

1. Working some boring part-time job.

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The people needed their ice cream.

2. Talking to friends on AIM and pouring your feelings into away messages.

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3. Studying or partaking in Summer Reading. Or not and pretending you did.

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4. Playing with your flip phone.

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5. Updating your MySpace.

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6. Drinking cheap beer in a friend’s basement or in the woods.

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7. Shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, or American Eagle and NO WHERE ELSE. Where else would you get your ripped jeans, tight tanks that didn’t fit, and puka shell necklaces? #OnFleekenhanced-buzz-32036-1367908726-0

 

8. Burning CDs with your Limewire music collection. And then decorating those CDs.

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9. Worrying about prom.

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10. Watching The OC and Laguna Beach and dreaming about what life would be like as a wealthy person from Southern California, i.e. Kylie Jenner. #MustBeNice

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