Our Ranking Of The 51 Original Movies Airing On The Disney Channel’s Memorial Day Weekend Marathon

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This is a big weekend for us ’90s babies as the Disney Channel is showing *51* original Disney movies. So many old favorites will be gracing our TVs this weekend!

HOW EXCITED ARE YOU?!

I’m pumped.

As much as I love Netflix, they don’t carry the best of the best. Brink, ZENON, Halloweentown, and so many more. It may be Memorial Day Weekend, but I may have to park my booty inside and binge watch all my old favorite movies. This will be a major #TBT moment for us ’90s kids.

Here’s the schedule for you hooligans. And below – a ranking of the 51 movies, mainly based on if you need to re-watch or not. I mean, how many times can one watch High School Musical before exploding?!


 

We’ll start with the movies I have never seen AKA these are probably not worth watching:

51. Bad Hair Day (2015)

50. How to Build a Better Boy (2014)

49. Cloud 9 (2014)

48. Teen Beach Movie (2013)

47. Teen Beach  2 (2015)

46. Descendants (2015)

45. Zapped ( 2014)

44. Horse Sense (1999)

43. Genius (1999)

Now for the movies I’ve seen:

42. Wendy Wu (2006)

41. Rip Girls (2000)

40. Lemonade Mouth (2011)

39. Jump In! (2007)

38. Read It and Weep (2006)

37. Pixel Perfect (2004)

36. Princess Protection Program (2009)

35. The Other Me (2000)

34. Twitches (2005)

33. Twitches Too (2007)

32. Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam (2010)

31. The Cheetah Girls: One World (2008)

30. Cow Belles (2006)

29. Disney’s Kim Possible Movie: So The Drama (2005)

28. Double Teamed (2002)

27. Full-Court Miracle (2003)

26. The Cheetah Girls 2 (2006)

25. Halloweentown High (2004)

24. Stuck in the Suburbs (2004)

23. Quints (2000)

22. Right on Track (2003)

21. Zenon: Z3 (2004)

20. The Proud Family Movie (2005)

19. Johnny Tsunami (1999)

18. High School Musical 2 (2007)

17. Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001)

16. Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (2009)

15. Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (2003)

14. Alley Cats Strike! (2000)

13. You Wish! (2003)

12. Zenon the Zequel (2001)

11. Motocrossed (2001)


NOW FOR THE TOP 10…

10. Smart House (1999)

Airing: May 30th at 2:55 PM

I feel like after anyone watched this movie all they wanted to do was move into the Smart House. I mean c’mon, how cool was it? You could be lazy AF and it would pick up after itself. It made you food on command. SIGN ME UP.

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9. The Thirteenth Year (1999)

Airing: May 28th at 4:20 AM

How salty were you when you turned 13 and didn’t turn into a mermaid? Ya I made a pun there and yeah I am still ~ salty ~ 11 years later.

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8. Cadet Kelly (2002)

Airing: May 30th at 11:55 PM

I honestly wanted to go to whatever school Hilary went to in this movie. Not to mention that cool thing they did with the guns and the dancing that looked like stepping. Ugh, someone find me this school, real life is boring.

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7. Halloweentown (1998)

Airing: May 30th at 11:30 AM

How could you not want to live in a town that was Halloween all year? CAN I MOVE YET?

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6. The Cheetah Girls (2003)

Airing: May 30th at 1:50 AM

Where my girls at in matching outfits all knowing the words and dance moves to a random song? WHERE U AT YALL?

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5. The Even Stevens Movie (2003)

Airing: May 28th at 4:30 PM

Who didn’t love Even Stevens? The movie just brought as much joy as the TV show did.

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4. Camp Rock (2008)

Airing: May 30th at 6:15 PM

So much to  be jealous of. How come I wasn’t talented enough to go to a musical summer camp? Why was Mitchie hiding her mom the cook? The food looked wicked good on TV, I bet it tasted good to, like I wish my mom was a professional cook.

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3. High School Musical (2006)

Airing: May 30th at 4:25 PM

Need I say more?

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2. Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)

Airing: May 30th at 1:05 PM

Gimme the outfits, the room, everything about this movie is dreams and goals if that is possible?

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1. Brink! (1998)

Airing: May 29th at 11:20 AM

TEAM PUP N SUDS FOR LIFE!!

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Update:

Some of my honorable mentions that will not be shown over the weekend will now be shown throughout the month of June! Enjoy some more DCOM favorites!

Phantom Of The Megaplex (2000)
Mom’s Got A Date With A Vampire (2000)
Up Up And Away (2000)
Miracle In Lane 2 (2000)
The Color Of Friendship (2000)
The Luck Of The Irish (2001)
Now You See It (2005)

Favorites STILL not being shown:

My Date With The Presidents Daughter
Model Behavior

 


 

Now sit back, relax, and travel back into your youth! Thx Disney.

Courtney Charroux

Courtney is what you can call a northern-southern belle. Grew up a Mass-hole, took some southern lessons in SC and is now back north trying to figure out the white stuff on the ground. She enjoys all things Britney Spears and sports. Puppies bring her as much joy as a nice cold cup of ice coffee. If you'd like to know more about her mad life, follow her on Twitter/Instagram - @cacharroux.

2 Comments
  1. At least three of the movies you said weren’t airing, are, in fact, airing. Phantom of the Megaplex, Miracle in Lane 2 and Luck of the Irish. I’m not sure of the rest. Thought you’d want to know.

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