It’s holiday time, y’all! And just like every other basic girl out there, I am all…
Horror Stories
What I Wish I Could Tell The Person Who Broke Into My Apartment
Dear Mr. Burglar, It’s been a week now since you invited yourself into my apartment,…
The Ultimate Guide To Who Should Pay On A Date
We’ve all been there, that moment that few horror movies depict; the moment the check…
10 Thoughts I Have Going To The Gym (By Myself)
Its 2015, which means that the gyms are all packed with people determined to lose…
Can You Be Friends With An Ex?: Outlook Not So Good
3 – 2 – 1 – Action! Close-up on me, outside of my now ex-boyfriend’s…
8 Costumes You’re Sure to See at Every Halloween Party
1. The Meta-Costume. Also known as the costume that comes with its own elaborate explanation.…
Who’s that girl that says “dad?!” in the overplayed commercial for ABC’s Resurrection???
I DON’T KNOW HOW I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I KNOW HER. OH I FIGURED…
A Big “Fuck You” To Online Dating
With the Hallmark-created Valentine’s Day rudely here and haunting us, it might seem natural for…
Post-Grad Horror Stories: The Bad Boy, His Ex, and Me
You would think after four-years of alcohol-induced awkward hook-ups and “you’re smarter than this” bad…