Category: The Burn Book
The 20-Something Burn Book: 27. Frenemies
We all were taught the golden rule on the playground: treat others as you would want to be treated. But then that bitch cut you in the tire swing line and then…IT WAS ON! I firmly believe that a handful of people are put on this earth just to bug the shit out of you, [...]
The Burn Book: 26. Winter
Winter is the worst. It creeps along right after we finally get adjusted to the comfortable temperatures of Fall and it gets progressively worse over time. At first, we ignore the fact it’s slowly becoming Winter because it’s the holidays! And everyone is just so happy during the holidays! Sigh. But then suddenly it’s Christmas. [...]
The 20-Something Burn Book: 25. Ugg Boots
Once upon a time in a land far far away (coughhighschoolcough), Uggs were the answer to all of our problems. They came on the scene in the mid 2000s and took over high school halls, college campuses, and our parent’s bank accounts. Slightly expensive for what they were (slash are), they were obviously totally worth [...]
The Burn Book: 23. People Who Are (Always) Busy
If he wants to call you, he will. If he wants to see you, he’ll ask you to hang out. If he wants anything to do with you at all, he’ll go out of his way to make a relationship between the two of you happen. Just like girls (try to) abide by these simple [...]
The Post-Grad Burn Book: 22. Chris Brown
Taking the #1 Spot in Hollywood Gossip (aside from the hopefully triumphant/potentially frightening return of the beloved Cory and Topanga in the Boy Meets World spin-off we’ve all frantically tweeted about) is the new and improved Chris Brown debacle. Somehow, after years of violent outbursts and recklessness, the world is taken aback by the details [...]