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Ashley Benson Is The Coolest Pretty Little Liar
Ashley Benson is one cool mother fucker. She was one of the six chicks in 13 Going On 30. She’s a pretty good cheerleader for not actually ever being a cheerleader. She dated Justin Bieber’s ‘swagger coach,’ whatever that is. She was a popular betch on season 4 of The OC (you know, the season [...]
Must-Have Monday: Summer 2013 Nail Polish Collections
The first day of summer (and the longest day of the year) is this Friday, June 21. Make sure your nails are ready with these super-hot nail collections for the warm-weather season. Essie Naughty Nautical Summer 2013 Collection, $8 each, Essie.com Clockwise from bottom: The Girls Are Out, Rock the Boat, the More the Merrier, [...]
Do You Have to Become a Worse Person After High School?
High school kids tend to exaggerate the importance of events. Not going to prom with the best looking person or getting an 85 on a test instead of a 90 are life-altering problems to them. It’s only later that they realize such things are extremely trivial in comparison to the issues faced in the much-maligned [...]
This Week’s 10 Totally Awesome TBT’s
Here’s a new one for all yall TBT lovahs. Every Thursday I will now grace you with the first 10 randomly awesome throwback songs I find while shuffling through my extensive iTunes library. Enjoy, bitches. 1. Turn My Swag On Remix – Soulja Boy ft. Lil Wayne We’re taking it back to 2009 (okay, so [...]
Mean Gurlz Trailer: You Can’t Twerk With Us!
Earlier this week we brought you a hilarious parody of Girls… but now we have an even better parody. It’s called ‘Mean Gurlz’ and I’m sure you can guess what it’s making fun of… Isn’t this the best parody ever? Yup.