1. You just ran over 6 miles.

2. You are hungover hungry.

3. Your birthday.

4. You just got dumped.

5. Valentines Day (if you have a significant other, you have to eat at a restaurant – and if you don’t, you have to eat your feelings).

6. You are on vacation.

7. You’re drunk.

8. Senior Week (I know it won’t happen again, but calories didn’t matter then).

9. Thanksgiving.

10. You are already thin, healthy, and look good.


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