If you’re a dude with a girlfriend, chances are you have no idea what to get her for the holidays. Or maybe you think you do… but you really don’t. She wants certain things and unfortunately she wants you to read her mind to figure out what those things are. Since you’re a human being and can’t actually do that, we’re going to help you out so she doesn’t roll your eyes at whatever you decide to get her and complain that you didn’t get here what she really wanted. Good luck!

For The Girl Who’s Phone Is Always Dying

The Gift: Lilly Pulitzer iPhone 5 Portable Charger

The Price: $38

Yeah, you can get her one of those chargeable phone cases, but they’re big, bulky and ANNOYING. This portable phone charger will fit in her bag and is super cute. You also won’t have to worry about her phone dying every 5 seconds.

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For The Girl Who Loves To Workout

The Gift: Zumba Fitness Exhilarate Body Shaping System

The Price: $59.99

She can’t always make it to Zumba class because of work, so bring the class to her!

For The Girl Who Smells (JK — this can be for the “Any Girl”)

The Gift: Sephora’s Fragrance Sampler For Her

The Price: $65 ($140 value)

Want to get her perfume, but have no idea what to choose? This sampler gives her 14 samples of different perfumes and then she can pick her favorite and get a full-size bottle of it free of charge with the certificate in the box! You can still give her a thoughtful gift, but also let her decide what she likes.

For The Girl Who Loves To Sparkle

The Gift: Kate Spade ‘Metro Grand’ Boxed Watch Set

The Price: $225

She probably already has a fancy watch, so why not get her a SUPER FUN SPARKLY WATCH?

For The Girl Who Prefers Leisure

The Gift: UGG ‘Dakota’ Slipper

The Price: $99.95

I hate UGGs, but I would do one with these slippers.

For The Girl Who Likes Shopping More Than Spending Time With You

The Gift: Gift Card (to her favorite store)

The Price: Up to you!

Some people say gift cards are the most unthoughtful gift you can give. Well, you know what I say? THEY’RE NOT. Women love to shop and boyfriends are clueless 97% of the time when it comes to buying gifts, so if you want to give her money to her favorite store so she can buy exactly what she wants, do it. As long as the gift card is paired with something cute (i.e. wine, a nice card, an expensive meal, and/or chocolate), you’re good.

For The Girl With Expensive Taste

The Gift: Louis Vuitton Crossbody Bag – Favorite PM

The Price: $750

Well, you can’t afford what she really wants (a bag that is equivalent to your monthly salary)… and you probably can’t afford this bag either… but she doesn’t give a shit. She would love this bag. She would prob give you a blow job too. Everyone wins.

For The Girl Who Travels

The Gift: Jonathan Adler Luggage Tag

The Price: $38 (and if you decide to take her on a vacation with the luggage tag, however much that costs)

I wouldn’t have this little luggage tag be her ONLY gift, but if you pair it with other little things, a big thing, OR buy the two of you a vacation to go with the luggage tag – you’ll be good.

For The Girl Who Is Always Cold

The Gift: Under Armour Women’s Storm Big Logo Hoodie II

The Price: $54.99

For some reason, you men are always hot. You’re sweating when you’re not working out and you’re opening windows when it’s snowing outside. Us girls on the other hand are cold as fuck. Do you care? No, you usually don’t. But this holiday season, pretend you care by giving your girl a sweatshirt. Who doesn’t love a new sweatshirt? I personally love a new sweatshirt each Winter to hibernate in. Comfort. Yay.

For The Girl Who Can’t Have Enough Bags

The Gift: Tory Burch ‘Amanda’ Crossbody Bag

The Price: $235

Cute little Tory for a cute little girl.

The Gift: Marc by Marc Jacobs ‘Classic Q – Percy’ Crossbody Bag, Small

The Price: $198

Or try this Marc by Marc Jacobs bag. It’s my favorite. Someone stole it from me and then I got a new one. Best bag, best purchase, best present.

The Gift: Tory Burch ‘Amanda’ Leather Hobo

The Price: $485

Well, I’m just obsessed with this bag. So that’s why it’s on the list.

For The Girl Who Always Complains You’re Not Romantic Enough

The Gift: Bottle of wine and/or flowers PAIRED WITH tickets to a concert for the two of you OR a weekend or one night Winter getaway to a hotel room with a fireplace (must have fireplace)

The Price: Varies

Show your woman the man you really aren’t this Holiday season… and steal my fantastic gift idea! You’re welcome. Enjoy the BJ 😉


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