15 Thoughts You Have While Living Alone

I currently live alone, and the majority of my friends live at least an hour away. Which translates to: I spend a lot of time alone in my house. Now, I know that not everyone lives alone but I bet a lot of you can relate to these even if you have a roommate. For instance, killing bugs. In college I found a cockroach in my shower and my first thought was to run to my roommate’s room and hide until we decided to kill it – working up the courage to kill it took around 15 minutes. Maybe I should have titled this Thoughts You Have While Living instead? Hmmmm.

1.  ~ FREEEDOM TO BE NAKED! ~

2. *drinks from container*

3. Need to find someone to kill these bugs, though.

4. I’m only going to drink one glass of wine.

5. WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

6. I’m lonely. I need a dog or a cat… OR BOTH!

7. No one will know if I eat this whole pizza by myself, right?

8. No roommates to discuss this awards show with, guess I gotta live tweet it.

9. WHY DO I HAVE NO CUTE CLOTHES?!?!?!

10. HA no one is around to tell me how bad I sing in the shower.

11. Tonight is the night I die, I can just tell.

12. *practices twerking*

13. I need a maid.

14. I should get a roommate…. Might be nice?

15. JK, LOL!