1. Pizza

Thank you for the post-drunk noms… and the completely sober greatness.


2. Coffee

Thank you for making mornings do-able and having to go to work semi-okay.


3. Justin Bieber

Thank you for the Sorry video. And thank you in advance for when I learn the dance.


4. Soul Cycle and Barre

Thank you for our asses — or at least the asses you keep telling us we’re going to get if we keep paying you.


5. Nutella

Thank you for saving us before and during our period every month.


6. Instagram Filters

Thank you for making us look better than we do IRL.


7. Oversized sweaters

Thank you for hiding my fat.


8. Overpriced salads

Thank you Sweetgreen for being Sweetgreen.


9. Spotify

Thank you for providing us with endless entertainment that isn’t work at work.


10. Wine

Thank you for making us warm in winter when we have to go outside and for making us smile at events that we don’t actually want to be at.


11. Netflix

Thank you for being there for us when we don’t want to do anything except sit on the couch. And thanks for Orange Is The New Black.


12. Bottomless Brunch

Thanks for getting us blackout on Sunday even though we have to be at work the next day.


13. Fetty Wap

Thank you for Trap Queen.


14. Adele

Thank you for letting us take our periods out on your music and not on our co-workers and/or significant others.


15. Taylor Swift

Thank you for #GirlPower and having a squad and being (or not being) a super cool down to earth woman.


16. Amy Schumer

Thank you for… being you.



Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still here! I'm the author of the humorous self-help book AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME. I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @averagepeopleproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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