“Do I have a big butt?” If you’ve ever wondered this, chances are you don’t. After all, IYKYK!!! But perhaps you’ve missed the signs. Read on for 20 signs you have big ‘ol butt.
1. You’ve said, even if only one time, “Watch out, fanny coming through” because let’s be honest, it’s big and it gets in the way.
2. In high school, middle school, or maybe even now, your butt had/has a nickname.
True life: my butt had a nick name in high school. What is it? I can’t tell you that. Okay, fine. It was EBA. Erin’s Big Ass.
3. Sir Mix Alot’s “Baby Got Back” is your jam and you let everyone know it.
Every time that song comes on the radio you start twerkin’ that thing like nobody’s business.
4. You’ve heard “Say No to Crack” you whole life.
Yes, I know my ass is hanging out of my jeans thank you very much and there ain’t nothing I can do about it.
5. Your boyfriend, fiancé, or friend with benefits is constantly slapping, pinching, and grabbing your bum, but you don’t mind.
6. When trying on clothes in the store you always turn around to see what your best asset looks like in your new duds.
7. Jeans are the bane of your existence.
They don’t fit, they aren’t created equal, and they are the absolute worst. Leggings FO LYFE.
8. Shorts, ugh, shorts.
You most likely don’t own any. Moving on.
9. You think your ass resembles that of Beyonce’s.
News Flash – It doesn’t.
10. You are determined to keep that butt of yours perky.
11. Thongs. Pssh.
Your ass eats those for breakfast.
12. It’s summer and time for a new bikini. You hit up Target, duh, and buy large bottoms because let’s be honest, nothing else is going to fit that big ole behind of yours.
13. Shopping for workout leggings is tough.
Almost every pair is see through. Thank gahhhdd for long tanks and sweat shirts.
14. High waisted pants are your BFFL.
15. Summer dresses and sk8r skirts are never quite long enough.
Booty shorts are an absolute staple in your wardrobe.
16. Your friends are constantly telling you that you’re not skinny but you’re not quite fat either, you’re just.. curvy.
Da fuck does that mean?
17. It could be worse, at least you are half of the equation.
Ass and titties, ass and titties.
18. You’ve never laughed harder than when your friends tell you, you can borrow a pair of their jeans or a bathing suit.
Oh ya, thanks.. these will totally fit… Not.
19. When you are dancing, drunk and/or sober, you are always backing that thanggg up.
Girl, you looks good, won’t you back that azz up?