1. When you’re on vacation.
2. When you’re drunk.
3. The time period between Thanksgiving and New Years Eve.
4. When you’re browsing the free samples at Costco.
5. After a break up.
6. When you’re drinking wine.
7. When you’re drinking… period.
8. When you’re hungover.
9. When it’s Friday after a long week of work and all you want is pizza.
10. On your birthday.
11. On your friend’s birthday. You have to go out. You have no choice.
12. When you’ve had a bad day.
13. The first nice day of the year. Temps have gone above average and so has your calorie intake!
14. When you’re first getting your period and you want dat nutella.
15. When you want nutella ever.
16. When you come in contact with a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.
17. When it’s free. Free bread at restaurants? Free calories.
18. After you work out. I mean, you’ve worked for it.
19. Weekends. You’ll start the diet Monday.
20. When no one is looking.
