Me and the Captain Making Calories Happen

If you know me, you know that I drink one thing and one thing only – THE CAPTAIN. You also know (or might not know) that I keep a notebook of everything I eat, how many calories I consume, and what I do at the gym. Lately, I’ve been guessing the amount of calories in my alcohol – I would write “Drinks – 500 calories” for a night… Little did I know, I was wrong. So very wrong.

Today, for some reason, I decided to look up how many calories are actually in my captain and diet cokes. I read here that there are 75 calories in 1.25 oz of captain. Last night, I bought a pint of captain (as usual) and there are 16 oz in a pint. YES, 16 oz…. Somehow I managed to drink the entire pint of captain (and stay alive), so after doing the math I discovered that there are 960 calories in one pint of captain. That’s absolutely disgusting. I think I am going to have to stop drinking…

JUST KIDDING. But seriously. My beloved March diet is going to be harder than I thought because of one tiny, little (calorie filled) thing:

The Captain!

Samantha Matt

Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still going. My first book, AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME, is coming out in January (you can buy it right now on Amazon or from your fave bookstore!). I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Writing is fun. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @20somethingproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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