50% off Pole-Dancing?

This morning I woke up to an email from Living Social (of course) for 50% off a Pole-Dancing course at “SuperShag Dance Studios.”

278 cheap Americans have purchased this so far. Now I thought that people got paid to pole dance… I didn’t know you could pay TO pole dance. Apparently it’s a great work out… and yes, the treadmill might be boring, but I’m not looking to dance for a buck yallll. These groupon things are actually a giant waste of money. I just like to be in the know… And maybe one day, a coupon will be for something I actually put money into on a regular basis. Doubt it, but who knows.

And if you’re into pole-dancing or your boyfriend (or girlfriend?) has some weird fetish… this deal is calling your name.


Samantha Matt

Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still going. My first book, AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME, is coming out in January (you can buy it right now on Amazon or from your fave bookstore!). I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Writing is fun. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @20somethingproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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