You Know You Graduated From College When…

– Instead of naming your Facebook photo albums after lyrics from your favorite rap song or drunken quotes from last night – you name it “Spring,” “Summer,” “My pictures,” or something BORING because you’re too old to make some immature album title.

– You stay in on Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. And Wednesday. and Thursday. And occasionally on Friday (and Saturday).

– You barely talk to anyone during the week. Except your family if you live at home, your boyfriend/girlfriend if you have one, and your coworkers.

– You have no interest in socializing at the gym anymore.

– You’re making an entry level salary (unless you went to school for engineering, finance, etc) and struggle deciding whether or not to buy a new shirt or saaaaaave your money.

– You think because you finally are making more money than ever before that you can just spend, spend, spend. But you really can’t if you ever want to move out.

– Instead of going out all the time, you’re limited to only 1 or 2 nights a week – so you go all out (AKA Rage Blackout) when you do.

– You have to pack your gym clothes and put them in your car or you will never make it to the gym after work.

-You wake up at 730 on the dot (or earlier) on Saturday or Sunday because you’re so used to waking up for work.

– Even though you have a job, you’re probably still searching for a better one.

Samantha Matt

Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still going. My first book, AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME, is coming out in January (you can buy it right now on Amazon or from your fave bookstore!). I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Writing is fun. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @20somethingproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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