How To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Gay

  • He enjoys being the little spoon… In fact, he never wants to be the big spoon – he always wants YOU to be the big spoon.
  • Instead of going out on Friday nights, he wants to stay in, eat Fro Yo (not ice cream – too many cals), and watch Broadway musicals with you in bed (while being the little spoon).
  • He won’t have sex with you. Even when you ask (or beg) him to. (No guy has that much will power)
  • He is a member of Rue La La, Haute Look, and/or Ideeli.
  • He wears dark, designer jeans. And ONLY dark, designer jeans.
  • He counts calories. And he isn’t on weight watchers.
  • He has more clothes than you. And shoes (nice shoes – not nike bball sneaks).
  • He doesn’t mind shopping with you… In fact, he loves it. And he will pick out your purchases for you.
  • He is constantly shitting on your gay friends – and all gay people in general. (You know what they say – homophobes are usually hiding something!)
  • He secretly or openly loves divas and has a playlist dedicated to Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, and Whitney Houston on his iPod
Samantha Matt

Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still going. My first book, AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME, is coming out in January (you can buy it right now on Amazon or from your fave bookstore!). I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Writing is fun. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @20somethingproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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