Funny Search Terms

When I check the stats for this website, I am able to the search terms used to refer people to Forever Twenty Somethings. I always get a kick out of some of the things people search – and the fact that these phrases led people to FTS.

As a Friday treat, I thought I would share some of the search terms with you guys. I hope this amuses you and makes you feel better about the weird sh*t you search for on Google…

kate middleton drunk – This search term referred people to the blog 245 times. No exaggeration.

how can i know if lover is gay

big eyes on popsicle stick from the 90 show on nickelodeon – umm, duh, that’s Stick Stickley

do you wear sunglasses just to look cool

make yourself look tanner in pictures

two stupid beavers – This is my favorite.

hook up with best friend while drunk

boyfriend little spoon – Guess I’m not the only one who has heard of this happening.

cousin skeeter dreads

starving my little pony – This is horrible. If this is referring to the show, those ponies didn’t starve. And if not, I hope someone is NOT trying to starve their little pony. WTF.

“he is way too into me” – Sure.

can you recognize someone if they have sunglasses on?

do wearing sunglasses makes us darker? – No Comment.

Samantha Matt

Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still going. My first book, AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME, is coming out in January (you can buy it right now on Amazon or from your fave bookstore!). I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Writing is fun. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @20somethingproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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