10 Times Calories Don’t Matter

1. You just ran over 6 miles.

2. You are hungover hungry.

3. Your birthday.

4. You just got dumped.

5. Valentines Day (if you have a significant other, you have to eat at a restaurant – and if you don’t, you have to eat your feelings).

6. You are on vacation.

7. You’re drunk.

8. Senior Week (I know it won’t happen again, but calories didn’t matter then).

9. Thanksgiving.

10. You are already thin, healthy, and look good.

Samantha Matt

Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still going. My first book, AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME, is coming out in January (you can buy it right now on Amazon or from your fave bookstore!). I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Writing is fun. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @20somethingproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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