1. Long, shitty days.
2. It wakes us up when we feel like sleeping (red bull vodka anyone?).
3. It puts us to sleep after a tiring day (a little bit of wine never hurt anyone).
4. It makes us dance.
5. It tastes good.
6. Everyone else is doing it (FOMO: fear of missing out).
7. It sometimes makes us throw up, and therefore we lose weight.
8. It’s nice out (there’s nothing like drinking a flavored rita while sitting outside at your favorite restaurant).
9. We want to hook up with someone without actually knowing what we’re doing and who we’re doing it with.
10. We’re thirsty… duh.