Author: Elana Lyn Gross
1. A funeral/wake/shiva call: Passing out your business card at one would be almost as bad as trying to pick up women at one à la Wedding Crashers.
2. Your jail cell.
3. The ER: “I’m sorry about your bullet wound. Also, can I give you my card?“
4. The bathroom.
7. Briss or Baptism: “It’s been real guys. Can I give you my card now?“
8. Vamps at Sea. Yes. It exists.
10. Anywhere when you are with Lindsay Lohan.