A Very Designer Christmas

December 1st is a very special day, indeed. For starters, everyone will be feeling the holiday spirit, since you won’t be able to escape it until after the New Year. It is also the day that many of the lovely department stores I can’t afford to shop at unveil their sparkling, ornate, and highly conceptualized window displays. Last year Gaga’s Workshop at Barneys blew my mind and my savings.

Thankfully, the fashion gods have heard my cries and are delivering me to a once in a lifetime collaboration with all my favorite designers at two of my favorite stores, Neiman Marcus and Target. Yes, you read that right. Both retailers will be offering the same products specially designed by the likes of Band of Outsiders, Philip Crangi, Thom Brown, and many more luxury fashion and homeware designers.

To express my gratitude, I wrote my own version of the classic Christmas song Santa Baby.

Santa Baby, the designer version

Santa baby, slip a Rag & Bone cardigan under the tree, for me

I’ve been an awful good boy

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an Proenza Schouler sweatshirt, light grey

I’ll wait up for you dear

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed

Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed

Next year I could be oh so good

If you’d check off my Christmas list

Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna Prabal Gurung Cape and really that’s

Not a lot

I’ve been an angel all year

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there’s one thing I really do need, the key

To Marc Jacobs loft

Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree

With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s

I really do believe in you

Let’s see if you believe in me

Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, Brian Atwood sunnies

I don’t mean the largest branch of Islam

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

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