The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale is like Christmas (or Hanukkah, for my fellow Jews) in July. Appropriately timed during the back-to-school season, the sale lists hot end-of-summer deals and new fall finds, and…
Month: July 2013
Its Friday, so you’re probably counting the minutes until you’re free from your little cube and able to get your drank on. Your options tonight are casual bar, bar with dancing, club…
Summertime—The Fresh Prince & DJ Jazzy Jeff (1991) No caption necessary. Baby Got Back—Sir Mix A lot (1992) Can’t say I jammed out to this in ’92 because that would make my…
Many Millennials consider getting a passionless 9-5 job to be the fastest way to lose one’s soul. This viewpoint is so immature that it beggars belief. It’s something that a high school…
I remember when I used to call camp ‘work.’ Granted I was getting paid for it (like 1 dollar an hour), but it was not work. I might not have been a…
Well, for all those who have been on the edge of their seats since I announced that I have some changes in the works, get ready for this! After going to school…
Now the story of a single parent who stole a lot of money and ran over a cop without ever getting caught, and the one daughter who had no choice but to fuck…
1. “It’s 6PM and I’m hungover…still” 4th of July. It came, it happened, I drank. July 5th. It came, it happened, a hangover. The day drinking that turned into night drinking which used to happen on the…
The flip flop is the quintessential summer shoe. From my childhood days of wearing jelly sandals to my squishy pink Floaties (if you ever went to overnight camp, you’ll know what I’m…
When I learned I couldn’t eat gluten anymore, I was devastated. No more pizza. No more mac and cheese. No more cookies. No more pasta. No more bagels. No more cupcakes. But,…