If there’s one thing I hate, other than the many other things I hate, it…
Month: December 2013
New Years Eve. The holiday that’s only purpose is to get you drunk and leave…
It’s the day before New Year’s Eve, so before you throw on your glitziest outfit…
1. You paid $195 last year to have a bottle of champagne exploded in your…
Though I’m slightly embarrassed to admit this, I’ve never had a special someone during the…
We wrote a lot of great shit this year (duh). But minus the seasonal posts…
(Hint: Don’t Do It the Way My Ex Did…) Four years ago, I thought I…
1. Elf on the Shelf Can someone explain to me what the purpose of this…
We say we want to have sex all over the place. We want to do…
