1. You paid $195 last year to have a bottle of champagne exploded in your face.
2. Your new years kiss was 19 and fresh back from abroad.
3. Bando skirts are no longer an option.
4. There are no new techno songs you know the words to.
5. The only free-ish option is a “house party”.
Happy New Year! See you in 2014 —
Catch my drift…?