Skinny Stars and What I Would Eat if I Were Them

If I looked like some of these celebs…the things I would eat. It’s like their metabolism was like OK so now that you’re famous nothing is good enough to stay inside your stomach or OK you’re famous and eating is for peasants. Unfortunately not all of these chicks even look that great….so really the 5 (or 10) pounds that I’d happily consume for them could do really do them good.

Miley Cyrus

Mmm I can smell that super burrito with extra sour cream and a side of Guac from here.

Keira Knightley

There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to a large Domino’s pizza with a side of Cinnasticks and a molten lava cake.

Nicole Richie

Literally the thought of that double decker grilled cheese topped with a fried egg and a side of onion rings is making my body feel things I never thought possible.

Victoria Beckham

I am already rubbing southern fried chicken and waffles topped with homemade maple syrup and buttermilk ranch dressing all over my sporty self.

AnnaLynne McCord

How many french fries I would eat. HOW MANY FRENCH FRIES.

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling me and your kids are going to Ben and Jerry’s every fucking night.

Denise Richards

Lets roadside pick up that sampler of loaded potato skins, bloomin onion, nachos with extra cheese and a NOT DIET COKE.

Rachel Zoe

One sticky bun two sticky buns three sticky buns four.

OMG THAT PASTA CARBONARA COULD USE SOME MORE BACON.

Oh, I’ll just have a Navajo, one order of Avocado Egg Rolls and a piece of Cookie Dough cheese cake please.

Steven Tyler

You’re actually a dude so have a double pounder with cheese BEFORE DINNER at a Hibachi steakhouse.

 

 

amanda lane

Hustla by day, Top Chef by night, Amanda lives in New York via New Orleans via Boston and is thoroughly enjoying the last year before the Quarter Life Crisis begins.

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