Please note: these are ACTUAL questions that I have for the male species, if you know the answer or can shed some light on any of this subject matter please comment below or tweet us!
Do you notice if a girl’s nails are painted?
Tits or Ass? Really, be honest.
When we sleep next to each other, are you judging me by how cute I sleep?
Do you eat Ben and Jerry’s when you are sad too?
Is there a certain time of the month you are at your horniest? Should I be aware of this just like how you are aware of the fact I will be craving chocolate and being a raging bitch every 28 days?
Do you HONESTLY like to cuddle? Or are you just trying to get laid? Also, do you get a dead arm when you do actually cuddle with me? Should I feel bad about this?
Why does loosing to a girl hurt your ego so badly? Sorry that I’m better than you at some stuff #getoverit
Why do you think you are better drivers than us girls? Your road rage is equally as bad or worse than mine.
Why are you always fixing your junk in public? At least try to conceal the fact you are situating yourself.
Does it bother you if the girl you are hooking up with isn’t freshly shaven, you know, down there?
Do you really think girls enjoy getting “dick pics” from you? **hint** we don’t.
Why are you afraid to talk on the phone with me in front of your friends? Are they going to take your man card for asking me how my day was? I’m honestly confused by this.
On average, how many selfies do you take a week?
MUST you always give us girls shit for taking a while to get ready? Please just try your best to accept it.
Do you notice if my underwear is matching my bra?
Why do you insist on wearing flip-flops? Nobody wants to see your feet.
What will it take for you to admit that you actually enjoy Pretty Little Liars and Vampire Diaries?
What is SO entertaining about playing Halo or Call of Duty? I’ve played; it’s boring as fuck.
Why do you HATE explaining things to me?
Do you honestly believe pretty girls don’t poop?
Can you try doing winged liner JUST once so that you can understand what we go through on a daily basis?
If you were on New Girl would you be Nick, Winston, Schmidt or Coach? Personally, even though Schmidt is my favorite character I would only date a guy that was a Nick or Coach – just sayin.
Do you think it’s creepy when we wear false eyelashes?
Do you care if we wear designer clothes? Do you even notice?
Are you aware tighty whiteys are hilarious?
Why is South Park funny? I don’t get it.
Do you secretly judge other guys the way that girls do?
Is beer REALLY better than wine? It tastes weird to me.
Why don’t you believe in using coupons?
What’s it like to have a penis?