New Booze Alert: *Hpnotiq SPARKLE* — Brought To You By Khloe Kardashian

A couple weeks ago, we showed you Khloe Kardashian’s video where she talks about needing more sparkle – and also reveals that she has a unicorn in her closet (wtf). She left us completelyyyyyyy clueless about why she needed more sparkle though when she ran down to her door to meet “sparkle.” Who was Sparkle? Was it her newest dude? Who was this person?!?!?! AHHH.

Luckily, the secret is out in Khloe’s latest  #INeedSparkle video. Watch below for her HUGE reveal on

Yes, guys, Khloe just revealed a new kind of Hpnotiq… Hpnotiq SPARKLE! It’s here! It’s here!


Yes, guys. What you see is right. That is BLUE BUBBLY. This stuff is basically the champagne of champions. Except it’s not champagne… it’s Hpnotiq! The tagline for the drink is “a lot of bubble, and a little trouble” but I think if you put this stuff around me there will be a LOT of trouble because I would probably drink way too much and then nothing good would happen per usual. As you know, at age 26 you can’t handle as much as you could at age 21… and I haven’t really accepted that yet. WHATEVS.

Anyway… Hpnotiq Sparkle will only be available from October to December to help you cele the holidays! Probably the best NYE drink idea ever, right? There’s only a limited supply of the fun booze though, so stock up now!!! If you miss out, don’t worry – just mix Hpnotiq with champagne for another fab, but not as *SpArKlY*, cocktail.


SOOOOOOO now we want to hear from YOU! Let us know in the comments what you think of HPNOTIQ SPARKLE. Would you drink it? Where would you drink it? Who would you drink it with? Share you thoughts below…. We’ll share our FAVE responses in a future post, making you INTERNET FAMOUS.

This post was sponsored by Heaven Hill Distilleries: Heaven Hill Family of Brands. Bardstown, KY © 2014

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