1. Your all time crush was JTT
How cute was he? To be honest I remember his cute little smile in Home Improvement the most. The worst thing that ever happened to a 90s girl was hearing rumors he was gay? Did we ever find out if he was or not?
2. Your other all-time crush was Freddy Prinze Jr.
Swoon, the ultimate 90s dreamboat. I totally wanted to be Laney Boggs. I’ll be honest, I still think his last name is Prince.
3. The Beets were your favorite animated band
4. You had a boatload of Milky Pens and Gelly Rolls
These were absolutely crucial. I mean, what else were you going to write “I love” and your middle school crush’s initials with on the back of your hand? I used to beg my mom everyday to bring me to Staples so I could expand my collection.
5. You rocked these god awful sandals, proudly
Steve Madden was definitely the shoe man of the 90s, even though he never designed a flattering shoe.
6. You always dreamed of getting slimed
Ugh, lucky! I always wanted some unknown sludge to be squirted all over my face in front of a live studio audience.
7. Your first awkward sexual encounter was with one of these
Who the hell created these creepy things? And why did we buy them?
8. You made your mom buy you this from Limited Too
Most uncomfortable chair EVER!
9. Clarissa was your fashion icon
Those tights though. On point, Sport.
10. And how annoying was Ferguson?
11. You owned a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper
And matching pencils, pencil box, notebooks and folders. I’m surprised my mom actually bought me these acid-influenced, seizure causing things.
12. You drank Surge, even though it was disgusting
Speaking of seizures..
13. You made your mom stand in line at Walmart on Black Friday for this creepy thing
I don’t know about you but my tossed this sucker down the stairs. Looking back I should have just shut it off and taken the batteries out but I secretly enjoyed watching it break. What the hell’s wrong with me?
14. You are a pizza lover fo life!
15. You were an avid collector of Pogs but had no idea how to play and still don’t
16. You wanted to be a Super Nova Girl
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, you make my heart go, Boom, Boom, My Super Nova Girl.
17. You were never creeped out by this lady and her puppet
Or their messed up song.
This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And they’ll continue singing it forever just because…
Sorry I’m not sorry.
18. You always dreamed of standing in front of this ancient talking head
19. You idolized these queens
Sporty, what’s going on with your hair, girl?
20. You played Crash Bandicoot
21. You loved the Backstreet Boys or Nsync, but never both, at least not at the same time
22. Tiger Beat was your everything
23. The only drink that ever really quenched your thirst
24. You rocked a butterfly clip or two or ten
25. One of your favorite movie series
We’re super duper snoopers, first class private eyes.
26. This was the only Beetlejuice and Lydia you knew
27. You thought Angelica was such a bitch
and she was obsessed with cookies, dang.
29. Every year your Christmas list consisted of one of these
30. Your ultimate #wcw was no secret