For the Sports Fanatic Dad
The Gift: Favorite Sports Team Nike Sweatshirt
The Price: $74.95
Because every guy loves rocking a sports sweatshirt.
For the Bro Dad
The Gift: Mr. Beer’s LBK Beer Brewing Kit
The Price: $54.95
Because, ya know, beer.
For the Outdoorsy Dad
The Gift: Mountain Summit Gear Daypack
The Price: On sale for $49.73
Whether he’s a hiker or a hunter, this backpack will be perfect to store his gear.
For the “Chef Extraordinaire”
The Gift: Food Network 18-pc. Triple-Riveted Cutlery Set
The Price: On sale for $69.99
Food Network FTW.
For the Homebody Dad
The Gift: L.L. Bean Men’s Wicked Good Moccasins
The Price: $69
Best slippers you will ever have with a lifetime guarantee.
For the Athletic Dad
The Gift: Bionic Fitness Gloves
The Price: $39.99
Awesome, sometimes overlooked, weightlifting accessory.
For the Handyman Dad
The Gift: Craftsman Socket Wrench Set
The Price: On sale for $29.99
All hail the God of Powertools, Craftsman.
For the Country Club Dad
The Gift: Vineyard Vines Candy Cane Anchor Tie
The Price: $85
What’s classier than anchors, Vineyard vines, and a festive tie that you can literally wear only like 2 months of the year if that?
For the Musician Dad
The Gift: RUSH: Rediscovered – Vinyl LP + poster and band photos
The Price: $45.98
Rush was sick, and your dad probably thinks so too.
For the Funny Guy Dad
The Gift: Cards Against Humanity’s Ten Days (or whatever) of Kwanzaa
The Price: $15
I have no idea what this is, but it’s through Cards Against Humanity, so it’s got to be amazing.
For the Artsy Dad
The Gift: Nikon Camera Lens Mug
The Price: $30
Everyone needs coffee to help them “focus”.
For the Republican Dad
The Gift: Big Mouth Toys Funny Toilet Paper: Obama
The Price: $5.89
I’m a democrat, but even I find this hilarious.
Lastly, for the Deadbeat Dad
The Gift: 1 Quart of Cow Dung
The Price: $15.95 + $7.95 shipping
Because the holidays are about forgiveness, and sending someone a bag of poop that they deserve is a good way to let bygones be bygones.