- Why is my boyfriend being such a douche bag?
- Why are my friends being such bitches?
- Maybe I’m being the bitch…
- OMG I’m such a bitch.
- Why am I so emotional?
- Oh, no…it’s that time…it’s coming….
- Great, better go to the store and buy some tampons.
- I can do that later, I have a few anyway.
- Oh my gosh, my face looks awful!
- I really want some chocolate.
- Ugh I hate being a girl.
- I hate life.
- I hate everyone.
- I hate everything.
- WHY AM I BEING SO EMOTIONAL?
- Sh*t! It’s here! And I never went to the store.
- Better go now.
- Yay now everyone is going to know I’m on my period.
- Maybe everyone will stay out of my way then.
- OooooHHHH I better get some chocolate while I’m out.
- I’m so going to enjoy eating this.
- I better grab a little more.
- UGH why does the line have to be so long? I just wanna go home and watch Netflix in my pajamas and eat this chocolate!
- Finally home!
- Where did the rest of my chocolate go?
- OMG, did I eat all of that, THAT fast?
- NO! I need more!
- OMG, I’m such a fatty.
- OMG I’m going to gain so much weight from this!
- I can already see it!
- Oh wait, I’m probably just bloated.
- But I’m going to look this way when I’m not bloated now because I just ate all of that chocolate.
- I need to go workout
- But I feel like crap, I can’t go workout.
- WAHHHH why does my body hate me?!
- It’s okay, I’ll just sit here in my fatness alone and have no one and just watch Netflix for the rest of my life.
- Who needs people when you have chocolate?
- *looks at phone* 5 texts, from babe, Jessica and Court…..forget em! I don’t want friends.
- OMG WHY AM I BEING SO MEAN.
- I hate periods so much!
- I’m going to bed
- OMG wtf happened did someone get murdered in my bed?!?!
- What did I do to deserve going through this every month, honestly?
- Time to get myself together and go to work and pretend I’m not a hormonal mess.
- Thank God today is over, back in my pajamas.
- Can this be over?
- I’m starting to feel better…
- Maybe I can go back to the gym?
- Nah, better wait until tomorrow, I mean I did just bleed GALLONS of blood
- Okay I’m gonna go to the gym and get my life back together.
- Wow, I feel great!
- I made it through another month.
- I hope everyone doesn’t hate me now after being so dramatic.
- Hormones make me such a drama queen. I’m like a monster.
- I.HATE.PERIODS.
But on the bright side, hey…