10 Reasons You Shouldn’t Use “Bae” Seriously

1. It sounds like an abbreviation for baby. And it doesn’t sound cute.


2. Can’t you just say “baby?”


3. Can’t you just say his or her name?


4. Grammatically, it does not make sense to describe someone as your “before anyone else.”


5. Beyonce is actually the only BEY out there.


6. The average person who would use “bae” seriously is probably cheating on said “bae” so don’t be that person.


7. You’re probably too old to use “bae” seriously if you’re reading this article… assuming you are a 20-something and not in high school.


8. No one around you knows what “bae” even means because they are old too.


9. We all know you’re the only person who comes before anyone else. Let’s not lie here. You come before “bae” duh.


10. Bae is stupid. So, like, stop trying to still make bae happen. It’s not going to happen.


Samantha Matt

Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still going. My first book, AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME, is coming out in January (you can buy it right now on Amazon or from your fave bookstore!). I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Writing is fun. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @20somethingproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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