1. Are you bringing your digital camera out? Mine won’t fit in my bag!
2. When are you going to upload your pictures to Facebook?
3. What’s your BBM pin?
4. Would you ever want an iPhone instead of a Blackberry?
5. Did you watch Jersey Shore last night?
6. Who do you think his status is about?
7. Have you looked at their wall-to-wall? RIP walls.
8. OMG, did you see yourself in the background of that picture in ____’s album from last weekend?
9. What should I name this album?
10. Want to play me in Jetman?
11. Should I post that bumper sticker to my wall?
12. Wanna get a DVD to watch tonight? Do youths even know what DVDs are? NETFLIX HI.
14. Do you know the Soulja Boy dance?
15. Did you make a playlist on your iPod for tonight? “You can’t just… use your phone?” I miss my iPod.
16. Should I make a Facebook group for this?
17. Isn’t Justin Bieber so adorable? WHAT HAPPENED.
18. Want to go to that T-Pain concert?
19. Remember webshots? No. No college student even knows what webshots is.
20. Did you get my IMs?
21. Can you bring your GPS? I don’t know how to get there.
22. Can you guys not text me until next week? I’m over my monthly texting limit and my parents are getting mad…
23. Can you give me your rent check? More like Venmo.
24. Can I borrow your ethernet cable? I bet campuses are, like, cable free now. #Future
25. Do you know what I was doing one year ago today? No one would ask this anymore because hellooooooooo, you can just look on Timehop and get your answer. Duh.