25 Questions You’ll Never Hear Someone Ask Again

1. Are you bringing your digital camera out? Mine won’t fit in my bag!

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2. When are you going to upload your pictures to Facebook?

You knew this was a daunting task, but they had a possible new profile pic for you and you needed it on FB stat.
You knew this was a daunting task, but if a camera had a possible new profile pic for you, you needed it on FB stat.

3. What’s your BBM pin?

yeah, no.
yeah, no.

4. Would you ever want an iPhone instead of a Blackberry?

Who knew that one day Blackberries would no longer be cool.
Who knew that one day Blackberries would no longer be cool.

5. Did you watch Jersey Shore last night?

We watched this. We really, really watched this.
We watched this. We really, really watched this.

6. Who do you think his status is about?

its so deep
its so deep

7. Have you looked at their wall-to-wall? RIP walls.

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8. OMG, did you see yourself in the background of that picture in ____’s album from last weekend?

"do u see me on the porch?"
“do u see me on the porch?”

9. What should I name this album?

Let's all let out one collective sigh as this was screenshotted from one of my past albums.
Let’s all let out one collective sigh as this is a screenshot from one of my past albums.

10. Want to play me in Jetman?

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11. Should I post that bumper sticker to my wall?

It was like Pinterest... on Facebook.
It was like Pinterest… on Facebook.

12. Wanna get a DVD to watch tonight? Do youths even know what DVDs are? NETFLIX HI.

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14. Do you know the Soulja Boy dance?

When this song came on at a party, you knew you was gunna get TURNT.
When this song came on at a party, you knew you was gunna get TURNT.

15. Did you make a playlist on your iPod for tonight? “You can’t just… use your phone?” I miss my iPod.

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16. Should I make a Facebook group for this?

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17. Isn’t Justin Bieber so adorable? WHAT HAPPENED.

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18. Want to go to that T-Pain concert? 

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19. Remember webshots? No. No college student even knows what webshots is.

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20. Did you get my IMs?

iChat. The AIM for Macs.
iChat. The AIM for Macs.

21. Can you bring your GPS? I don’t know how to get there.

It's likeeee have you ever heard of Google Maps?
It’s likeeee have you ever heard of Google Maps?

22. Can you guys not text me until next week? I’m over my monthly texting limit and my parents are getting mad…

Try 5 MILLION times a day... for the same price. #Future
Try 5 MILLION times a day… for the same price. #2015

23. Can you give me your rent check? More like Venmo.

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24. Can I borrow your ethernet cable? I bet campuses are, like, cable free now. #Future

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Back in my day, we plugged this in for internet. To our computers. Not our phones.

25. Do you know what I was doing one year ago today? No one would ask this anymore because hellooooooooo, you can just look on Timehop and get your answer. Duh.

A dragon is the keeper of your secrets now.
A dragon is the keeper of your secrets now.
Samantha Matt

Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still going. My first book, AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME, is coming out in January (you can buy it right now on Amazon or from your fave bookstore!). I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Writing is fun. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @20somethingproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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