I commute to work every day. Sounds fucking awful right? Well, it is. I opt to take the train, so while I don’t sit in traffic staring at the bumper in front of me, I get to sit next to fucking weirdos and hope they don’t hit on me or ask why I’m not married yet. Listen bro, if I wanted to talk to you, I would have said hey, what’s up, hello. Here are some struggles of commuting to work, as told by my spirit animal, Brit Brit.
1. Waking up early
2. How do I pick an outfit for AM and PM weather?
3. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee
4. Traffic to the station
5. When someone sits with you
6. CAN YOU STOP TALKING?
7. *checks watch over and over* ARE WE THERE YET?
8. Hello, hi, move I must get off this death tube
9. Ew it’s cold
10. OH LOOK A PUPPY
11. LOOK AT THAT BABY
12. Oh, hello, attractive man in a suit
13. Almost there – should I get more coffee?
14. #blessed, I made it.
15. But now I must work
16. Never doing that again… JK gotta get home. UGH.
