26 Reasons We Love Chrissy Teigen, From A-Z

Honest question, who doesn’t love Chrissy Teigen? If you just said ‘me’, please go reevaluate your life, thanks. Following her on Instagram (and Twitter) may have been the best decision I made in 2015. Pathetic? No, because her posts always make me laugh and who doesn’t love laughing?! I’ve got a million reasons why we should all love and look up to Chrissy, but I’ll cut it down to just 26 Instagram posts labeled A to Z:

Athletic: One time Chrissy drunkenly threw out the first pitch at a Dodgers game. She live-tweeted her entire drunk day.


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Boobs: Honestly, Chrissy says what we’re all thinking during ~that time of the month~

The only positive of periods

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Cooking: I’m sure whatever Chrissy made came out fabulous. She spends more time in a real kitchen though, cooking up meals that LOOK fantastic. Can we get John to tell us if they taste as good as they look?

9 minutes til party time

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Drinking: Chrissy <3 alcohol.

Can't wait to go home and make some new drinks with @CaptainMorganUS for my 4th of July party! #SunsOutRumsOut #spon

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Eating: Homegirl eats a lot… but still looks so fucking good. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS CHRISSY PLEASE.

Got that cinnamon roll I wanted. Filled with sugar and regrets. I feel like human garbage. Thanks postmates.

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Fucks To Give: Chrissy literally has no fucks to give. She might even have negative fucks. How? Who knows.

this is me proudly buying 50 donuts

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Hair: Extensions or not, Chrissy’s hair is always on point. Even if it’s in a messy bun it’s perfect.

Interesting: Chrissy not only received, but ate a rice crispy treat of herself. I mean I probably would do the same thing.

What!! Rice Chrissy Treats!! ❤️❤️❤️ you so much @karencarpk @mj_day @hillarydrezner @si_swimsuit!!

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John: He’s perfect for Chrissy and they make a super cute couple. They’re definitely a definition of  “goals.”

❤️ – thank u @allanface / @jrugg8 / @brookefeder / @anitapatrickson

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Killing It: Chrissy may be pregnant but still looks better than I do .. all. the. time.

Lip Sync Battle: Chrissy helps out on this show and makes it more entertaining then it is by just being around and saying what’s on her mind. Not to mention she takes the job very seriously.. Injuries? No biggie.

The most worthwhile injury ever. #LIPSYNCBATTLE

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Motherhood: Chrissy is going to be a momma and I’m probably not the only one who is jealous of her baby girl.

Somebody is early to the party ???

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Nudes: Chrissy gives the world what we want. More John nudes please.


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Outrageous: Chrissy probably ate all of this which is inspiring but more important she ordered all of this food… for herself.

This burrito is so big I'm using it as a table for my fish taco

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Pups: Chrissy is already a momma to her pups and she’s got a lot of em AND THEY ARE FUCKING ADORABLE. They’re also probably more spoiled then I was or will ever be.

Man. Trying to get family bulldog shot is impossible.

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Q: is a stupid letter, just enjoy this photo of her eating a burger

The shame and grease in this are outstanding. #weekof15hamburgers

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Rock Bottom: We’ve all been there, Chrissy just puts hers on blast on the internet. My hero.

I gotta say, it's better with a cracker

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Stretch Marks: Again, Chrissy is like most of us, she has stretch marks. Again, she put her ‘flaws’ as some call them on the internet. Again, my hero.

Bruises from bumping kitchen drawer handles for a week. Stretchies say hi!

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Taco Bell: Chrissy might be Taco Bells #1 fan, and it’s great.


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Unafraid: Chrissy is literally all up in a turkey right here and she loved it.

Valuable: The good thing about Chrissy is that she has her own career. She isn’t here to mooch off John and she’s not famous because of him. She holds her own. Who knows, maybe John is mooching off her? PLOT TWIST.

Thank you @CosmoAustralia! (And thank you @reniflorentina for sharing!)

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Writer: Chrissy recently wrote a cook book. It’s out in stores the end of February but you can preorder it now. SO GO PRE ORDER IT.

!!!!! I am finally holding this thing in my hands and I can't believe it is officially real! I actually feel like it's a movie prop or something. I'm so excited for you guys to see – I really really hope you love everything in it and find recipes to make for those you love for years to come…pot pie soup with crust crackers, Italian sausage meatloaf, cholula honey butter fried chicken, buttery scallops with the perfect sear, spicy black bean veggie chili, my herb and garlic goat cheese stuffed chicken breast wrapped in prosciutto ohhhhhhh there is so much I am excited about, this baby has so much love in it! I am so used to the Twitter and Instagram world that I can't even comprehend people actually coming out to my signings or events and seeing your actual human bodies and faces in person but know I will have so many around the release in many different cities and I will be so sick wondering if anyone will show up ahhhhhhh but I can't wait to see you all!! You can pre-order now but #CravingsCookbook is officially out February 23rd! Sorry so long, I have the energy of 1 3/4 people! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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XXX: Chrissy is well aware of how hot of a couple she and John are. Looks like she’s on the search for a third member of her duo. Anyone?

What an honor. Thank you to our fans and future sex partners – we couldn't do it without you.

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You Can’t Not Love Her

The one you post

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the one you don't

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ZZZ: I figure Chrissy spends probably less time in bed than most of us do because she’s always traveling, cooking, and doing ridiculous things but when she’s in bed it seems she is always eating. Which is perfectly fine with me because it makes me feel like it’s ok 😉

hesitant to finish this KFC because I'm gonna be so sad when it's gone

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Love you, Chrissy.

Courtney Charroux

Courtney is what you can call a northern-southern belle. Grew up a Mass-hole, took some southern lessons in SC and is now back north trying to figure out the white stuff on the ground. She enjoys all things Britney Spears and sports. Puppies bring her as much joy as a nice cold cup of ice coffee. If you'd like to know more about her mad life, follow her on Twitter/Instagram - @cacharroux.

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