Tituss Burgess Released His Own Brand Of Pinot Noir And It’s Going To Be Quite Popu-lar

Is this the best day of your life or what? Tituss Burgess, or should we say Titus Andromedon from Netflix’s The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, has launched his own brand of pinot noir called ‘Pinot by Tituss.’ Although it really should have been called ‘Roseanne Barr’s Pinot Noir.’ Or ‘Foreign Car Pinot Noir.’ Or ‘Popu-lar Pinot Noir.’

To be enjoyed by all the fabulous Kings and Kweens. xo TitussPinot Makes Things Fun | PinotByTituss.com

Posted by Pinot By Tituss on Thursday, March 3, 2016

 
Anyway, we are really excited because we love the pinot noir song! EVERYTHING RHYMES, IT’S SO GREAT. If you have never seen it or need to refresh your memory, here you go:

 

Please excuse me while I now try to figure out what rhymes with pinot grigio so I can make my own music video and release my own brand of wine too.

I will now leave you with my extension to Tituss’ song — PINOT NOIR, I’M A BLOGG-OR. No? Okay.

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