We’ve all been there. You wake up the morning after drinking and cry, “WHAT WAS I THINKING?.” Believe me, I’ve been there plenty of times. One morning, I woke up with potato chips in my bed and my jewelry missing. There was also a trail of chips from my best friend’s room to my bed and I ended up finding my jewelry spread out all over my room. Drunk me decided taking my jewelry off and throwing it everywhere was the best idea. Seriously, what was I thinking?
It’s always a mystery why we decide to do the things we do when drunk, and I am no expert, so I can’t tell you why and I don’t think you can tell me why, CAN YOU? If so, please slide into my DM’s.
Regardless of an explanation, these are things we only do when drunk. These are things we only think are okay while under the influence. Here are a list of really weird, bizarre things only drunk us understands.
1. Why you told that girl you met in the bathroom she was your new BFF.
2. Why you had to take that tequila shot.
3. Why you secretly peed in an ally way.
4. Why you switched from beer to liquor or liquor to beer.
5. Why you thought dancing on the bar in heels was a good idea.
6. Why you thought you looked prettier the longer you stared in the mirror.
7. Why you had to give that guy whose name you can’t remember your number.
8. Why you told everyone you met about your dog.
9. Why you had to order everything you could from your favorite drunk eatery
10. Why you tweeted at Uber because your driver was late.
11. Why you texted your ex something inappropriate.
12. Why you then subtweeted them when they didn’t respond
13. Why you called your mom to tell her you love her at 3AM.
14. Why you then decided to analyze your life choices at 3:02 AM
Keep doing stupid stuff while drunk y’all <3