Month: June 2018

At What Age Is It Not Okay To Use Cool, Hip Slang?

“My friends are dope.” That was/is the name of one of my Facebook photo albums from 2006 (because if you haven’t deleted them, they still exist—and I have not deleted any of…

8 Things Grown-Ass Adults Stop Doing In Their Late 20s

I have been doing that “adulting” thing since I was forced to leave Ithaca, New York eight years ago. My childhood bedroom called and said my four years of fucking around were…

How to Survive Wedding Season When You Hate Weddings

The nice weather is rolling in, and it’s time to think about all those cards you’ve collected on your fridge. So many happy dates and happy couples to celebrate. Well, that’s what…