1. Moving to the Big City = $2,500/rent check
2. Failing to check the cost of utilities before moving into a new apartment = $600/whenever the oil company feels like showing up
3. Getting a gym membership and never using it = $30-$70/month
4. Signing up for HBO = $30/month
5. Maintaining a shitty car = $30/oil change + $25/state inspection + $50/month most basic insurance allowed by law + $1,500/repair
6. Going out to eat= $600/month
7. Forgetting to pack lunch = $15/week
8. Indulging in a mid-day pick-me-up = $18/week
9. Apartment booze = $30/month
10. Bar booze = $100/month
11. Shots = $30/night out
12. Leaving your tab open at the bar when you go out with your friends = $75/credit card
13. Getting drunk late night = $15/om nom nom
14. Enjoying a bottle of wine, attending wine related events, buying wine for other people = $40/month
15. Attending happy hour = $30/night entirely in $3 rail drinks and sliders
16. Buying decorations to make apartment less dorm-like = $30/month
17. Buying shitty furniture that you’ll destroy after one party = $800/trip to Ikea
18. Overdrawing your checking account = $35/month
19. Taking a cab = $20/trip
20. Buying literally hundreds of scarves = $60/season
21. Buying Halloween costumes = $50/Halloween
22. Buying clothing you’ll never wear = $40/trip to H&M
23. Buying impractical shoes = $60/trip to DSW
24. Buying fancy make up = $25/month
25. Visiting clearance sections and/or outlets = 10% off a $40 item you’d never otherwise buy
This is such bullshit.
