Honest question, who doesn’t love Chrissy Teigen? If you just said ‘me’, please go reevaluate your life, thanks. Following her on Instagram (and Twitter) may have been the best decision I made in 2015. Pathetic? No, because her posts always make me laugh and who doesn’t love laughing?! I’ve got a million reasons why we should all love and look up to Chrissy, but I’ll cut it down to just 26 Instagram posts labeled A to Z:

Athletic: One time Chrissy drunkenly threw out the first pitch at a Dodgers game. She live-tweeted her entire drunk day.


Boobs: Honestly, Chrissy says what we’re all thinking during ~that time of the month~


Cooking: I’m sure whatever Chrissy made came out fabulous. She spends more time in a real kitchen though, cooking up meals that LOOK fantastic. Can we get John to tell us if they taste as good as they look?


Drinking: Chrissy <3 alcohol.


Eating: Homegirl eats a lot… but still looks so fucking good. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS CHRISSY PLEASE.


Fucks To Give: Chrissy literally has no fucks to give. She might even have negative fucks. How? Who knows.




Hair: Extensions or not, Chrissy’s hair is always on point. Even if it’s in a messy bun it’s perfect.


Interesting: Chrissy not only received, but ate a rice crispy treat of herself. I mean I probably would do the same thing.


John: He’s perfect for Chrissy and they make a super cute couple. They’re definitely a definition of  “goals.”


Killing It: Chrissy may be pregnant but still looks better than I do .. all. the. time.


Lip Sync Battle: Chrissy helps out on this show and makes it more entertaining then it is by just being around and saying what’s on her mind. Not to mention she takes the job very seriously.. Injuries? No biggie.


Motherhood: Chrissy is going to be a momma and I’m probably not the only one who is jealous of her baby girl.


Nudes: Chrissy gives the world what we want. More John nudes please.


Outrageous: Chrissy probably ate all of this which is inspiring but more important she ordered all of this food… for herself.


Pups: Chrissy is already a momma to her pups and she’s got a lot of em AND THEY ARE FUCKING ADORABLE. They’re also probably more spoiled then I was or will ever be.


Q: is a stupid letter, just enjoy this photo of her eating a burger


Rock Bottom: We’ve all been there, Chrissy just puts hers on blast on the internet. My hero.


Stretch Marks: Again, Chrissy is like most of us, she has stretch marks. Again, she put her ‘flaws’ as some call them on the internet. Again, my hero.


Taco Bell: Chrissy might be Taco Bells #1 fan, and it’s great.


Unafraid: Chrissy is literally all up in a turkey right here and she loved it.


Valuable: The good thing about Chrissy is that she has her own career. She isn’t here to mooch off John and she’s not famous because of him. She holds her own. Who knows, maybe John is mooching off her? PLOT TWIST.


Writer: Chrissy recently wrote a cook book. It’s out in stores the end of February but you can preorder it now. SO GO PRE ORDER IT.


XXX: Chrissy is well aware of how hot of a couple she and John are. Looks like she’s on the search for a third member of her duo. Anyone?


You Can’t Not Love Her



ZZZ: I figure Chrissy spends probably less time in bed than most of us do because she’s always traveling, cooking, and doing ridiculous things but when she’s in bed it seems she is always eating. Which is perfectly fine with me because it makes me feel like it’s ok 😉


Love you, Chrissy.


Courtney is what you can call a northern-southern belle. Grew up a Mass-hole, took some southern lessons in SC and is now back north trying to figure out the white stuff on the ground. She enjoys all things Britney Spears and sports. Puppies bring her as much joy as a nice cold cup of ice coffee. If you'd like to know more about her mad life, follow her on Twitter/Instagram - @cacharroux.

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