This morning I woke up to an email from Living Social (of course) for 50% off a Pole-Dancing course at “SuperShag Dance Studios.”

278 cheap Americans have purchased this so far. Now I thought that people got paid to pole dance… I didn’t know you could pay TO pole dance. Apparently it’s a great work out… and yes, the treadmill might be boring, but I’m not looking to dance for a buck yallll. These groupon things are actually a giant waste of money. I just like to be in the know… And maybe one day, a coupon will be for something I actually put money into on a regular basis. Doubt it, but who knows.

And if you’re into pole-dancing or your boyfriend (or girlfriend?) has some weird fetish… this deal is calling your name.


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