1. Drink the free coffee from work
2. Pop pimples
3. Make plans with exboyfriend (s)
4. Order take-out ice cream
5. Lie about reasons for a day off
6. Go to Ultra
7. Eat McFlurries
8. Like pictures of exboyfriend (s) on Facebook
9. Like pictures on Facebook
10. Stay in to watch the Notebook
11. Stare at attractive couples on the street
12. Count gray hairs on boss’ head during meetings
13. Fantasize about attractive couples on the street
14. Eat out of tupperware
15. Eat pizza backwards/deconstruct sushi/not have baking supplies on hand always
16. Agree to go to birthday dinners
17. Drink out of same cup for weeks at a time
18. Wear jeggings
19. Wear leggings
20. Wikipedia
21. Refuse to go on birth control
22. Wink
23. Draw pictures of engagement rings in public
24. Consider someone like Jax a worthy candidate
25. Hide in bathroom
26. Buy fruit rollups
27. Talk shit about friends (lol)
28. Lie about evening plans
29. Send personal emails from work address
30. Shave with a disposable razor
31. Use Vaseline
32. Make plans with people that suck
33. Check in to fast food restaurants on Foursquare
34. Only use the elliptical
35. Book flights when drunk
36. Stay at work past 8 so can expense a cab
37. Stay at work past 8:30 so can expense dinner
38. Think that one extra cookie won’t mean anything
39. Try on eyeliner in Sephora without disinfecting it first
40. Rely on strangers to swipe in on the subway
41. Include high school extracurriculars on resume
42. Paint nails baby blue
43. Watch Grey’s Anatomy
44. Not have the Starbucks app
45. GChat about how much everyone next to you sucks
46. Try to fill the same prescription at CVS and Walgreens
47. Take shots of Fireball
48. Text while walking
49. Eat sushi from Whole Foods
50. Hook up with someone who doesn’t make you cum.
3 Comments
I never plan to stop drinking the free coffee at work. They brew Dunks for us.
Same for wikipedia.
This article and others on this site do just the opposite of what Thought Catalog does…this site makes me feel so old, while theirs makes me feel young…back to TC!