1. I am so not ready for this. It’s been such a long day. I’M SO TIRED.
2. Okay, I can do this. I always feel great after.
3. I hope this isn’t a sucky bike.
4. Literally there’s something wrong with the bike I pick every time.
5. Okay I’m on the bike, I’ve at least gotten this far, no turning back.
6. Great the water bottle holder is broken. EVERY TIME!
7. There’s too many people in here now to switch bikes.
8. Whatever, who needs water, right? I’ll just hydrate now.
9. Crap, I’m gonna have to pee.
10. Whatever, I’ll just be thirsty. I can drink during breaks.
11. Here we go.
12. YAAAAS I love when the instructor picks this playlist.
13. This playlist is my JAAAAAM.
14. Okay, this is going to be a good workout, I GOT THIS.
15. Woooo warmed up, feeling great!
16. Okay, starting to feel it.
17. But that’s okay! No pain no gain!
18. My ass REALLY hurts.
19. I’m gonna get through this hour.
20. Who is this chick in the front row still going strong?
21. She thinks shes sooooo hot.
22. Why am I being such a hater? She works hard for that.
23. Four for you Glenn Coco! You go Glenn Coco!
24. I wanna be like her.
25. Okay pedal faster!
26. Holy shit.
27. I’m going to die.
28. NO! Why must we stand and pedal at the same time?
29. This is death.
30. Ah back to sitting, sitting never felt so good.
31. NO NOT STANDING AGAIN.
32. Just kill me please.
33. Just fifteen more minutes, I’m over half way done. Might as well finish.
34. OH MY GOD MY THIGHS ARE ON FIRE.
35. ow.
36. ow
37. Ow
38. OW.
39. OW!
40. WHY DO I PUT MYSELF THROUGH THIS.
41. My ass is gonna be numb tomorrow.
42. Ahhhh finally time to cool down.
43. Do I really need to cool down? Like the walk to my car is a cool down right?
44. It’d be kinda awkward to put my bike away and walk out before everyone else though.
45. Is it necessary to stretch?
46. Apparently it is.
47. I don’t wanna get up off the floor now.
48. Yay I’m done!
49. I knew I could do it. I feel great!
50. I’m a BO$$. #hairflip
