I need new yoga clothes.
Ugh.. has this outfit always been THIS tight?
elizabethgillies.tumblr.com Fuck it, I’m at yoga! It’s all about getting fit and relaxing and accepting yourself FOR WHO YOU ARE.
Wow, that girl has a
really nice back. How does someone even get a back that nice? She is such a
yogi. I wish I could be a yogi.
Not the lululemon wearing yogi but like the colorful headband, moon-phase tattoo, hair to your knees type of yogi.
I could wear colorful headbands and grow my hair out! …and get a zen tattoo…
kissmyasana.tumblr.com Okay, maybe I’ll aim for lululemon type of yogi for now. It’s like a stepping stone. A gateway into yogi-dom.
I should go after class to get a new outfit.
Shit but I don’t get paid until next week. I’ll charge it. Duh.
Oh! Class is starting.
I am definitely getting better at this. My chest is
basically on the ground. I’m like the champion of yoga! A gold medalist yogi. The best there ever was. Well, almost.
What a great stretch. I’m feeling really good about coming to yoga.
This is supposed to be a
resting pose? FOR WHO?!
Oh, probably for nice back girl…
But I mean seriously, who’s ever seen a dog even do this?
I definitely haven’t.
tumblr.4gifs.com If I took a survey of everyone in the room, I bet no one has ever seen a dog do this.
Just looked and there’s 18 people in the room, and I bet none of them have seen a dog in this position.
Oops. Yoga instructor said to “relax your body and clear your mind.” I think she was talking to me.
Clear my mind.
Oh, breathing. I forgot to breathe.
forever-lost-in-the-night.tumblr.com God, finally we’re standing.
I was getting dizzy.
Ow, nope. My leg definitely can not face in that direction while my hips face this way.
That’s literally impossible.
Okay clearly it’s not impossible because
nice back girl isn’t seeming to have a problem. Screw her and her stupid perfect back.
Balance I can do.
I did dance for like two years when I was younger.
Why did I ever quit dance? I was like, a really good dancer. I could have been famous.
Mental note to self: ask mom why I stopped dance.
Balancing is hard.
http://poetadosbecos.tumblr.com/post/37706795838/why No my leg can not go any higher, thank you for asking.
ANOTHER BALANCE POSE?!
Can we go back to child’s pose?
The floor is so nice.
The floor is so flat.
The floor is so
hard. Owwwwwww. My tailbone.
No one else’s tailbone seems to be hurting.
Maybe I have a mini tail.
OMG that would be the worst.
Yay abs. Hellooooo six pack!
Stretching is nice.
So tight much hurt.
Haha. I crack myself up.
Oh, Shavasana, my favorite.
Corpse pose? Why the fuck would anyone ever name a yoga pose
corpse pose? How dismal. How depressing.
Oh, this feels nice.
Don’t fall asleep.
TRY not to fall asleep.
gifs-for-the-masses.tumblr.com Shit I fell asleep. AGAIN.
OH! Wiggle my fingers, wiggle my toes.
Ah well, next week I won’t fall asleep.
And next week I’ll wear my brand new lulu lemon outfit.
Next week is going to be like the best class ever.