Jersey Shore premieres season 3.

LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem is introduced to the world.

Gabby Giffords and 8 others are shot at a supermarket.

Adele’s Rolling In The Deep becomes a hit. Everyone loves it.

Royal Wedding fever builds up.

Katy Perry releases a hit.

Lady Gaga attends the Grammy’s in a giant egg and gives birth to herself on stage while performing her worst single yet – Born This Way.

Japan is nearly destroyed due to a destructive earthquake and tsunami.

The Royal Wedding countdown steals Japan’s show.

Rebecca Black releases the most annoying song ever, “Friday.” She is a viral sensation.

Katy Perry releases another hit.

Charlie Sheen gets fired from Two and a Half Men. He then embarks on a nationwide tour showcasing his comedic “talents.”

Adele’s Rolling In The Deep becomes the world’s most overplayed and annoying song. Everyone hates it.

The Royal Wedding finally happens. Princess Kate and “Big Willy” share a boring peck as their kiss.

The Jersey Shore cast heads to Italy to embarrass America and film season 4.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s secret son and very ugly mistress are revealed.

Osama bin Laden is killed. America celebrates.

Katy Perry releases another hit.

A tornado hits Western MA. This unheard of event proves the end of the world is really near.

Casey Anthony is found not guilty. Everyone is PISSED.

Jersey Shore airs season 4. Most normal people stop watching.

Kim Kardashian marries NBA player, Kris Humphries.

Katy Perry releases another hit.

An earthquake is so strong in the southeast, that it is felt in the northeast… As in Boston and NYC. The end of the world is coming closer.

Occupy Wall Street begins.

Steve Jobs dies.

Katy Perry releases another hit.

A family makes their house sing “Party Rock Anthem.” They put it on youtube. People love it.

E! airs a 4 hour special of Kim Kardashian’s wedding.

Kim and Kris get divorced.

E! still airs the 4 hour wedding special.

Katy Perry releases another hit.

Jerry Sandusky is accused of molesting young boys for 15 years. Students riot and the demise of Penn State football begins.

The Iraq war ends.

Katy Perry releases another hit.


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