Thanksgiving happened. Black Friday happened. Christmas music is on radio stations and is playing in the grocery store. But there is still one more thing left that will really kick off the holiday season: Cyber Monday.
Cyber Monday always amuses me because “cyber” used to mean AIM sex when us old millennials were younger. Now, it means shopping online with massive discounts. The problem with Cyber Monday is that it falls on a Monday. Like, a work day. It’s hard to surf the web to find sweet sales while trying to hide your desktop from your co-workers, even though they are probably doing the same thing as you.
That’s why we created the 20-something’s guide to Cyber Monday, so you can work more and shop around less. Just kidding. Don’t work more. Relax, and spend money you don’t have.
Here’s our Cyber Monday guide. Did I miss any V important sales? Let me know. I have a credit card to max out!!! Happy shopping.
Amazon
Everyone is buying Echos and Echo Dots. They can, like, order Ubers and pizza for you. Get one for your parents, your friend, your sibling, and yourself. Why not.
Amazon Echo
Was: $179.99; Now: $139.99
Amazon Echo Dot
Was: $49.99; Now: $39.99
Other can’t-miss deals:
LG 55″ 4k Smart LED TV
Was: $800; Now: $398
*This WILL sell out
Fitbit Alta
Was: $129.95; Now: $98.95
All-new Kindle
Was: $79.99 ; Now: $49.99
Amazon Fire Tablet
Was: $49.99; Now: $33.33
Nest Smart Thermostat
Was: $249.00; Now: $199.00
Rent the Runway – 30% off ALL. RENTALS.
Promo Code: CM2016
Sam’s picks:
This Milly choker dress (these are ~so hot right now~)
Nasty Gal – Up to 80% off
Nasty Gal already won Cyber Monday with this homepage graphic.
J. Crew Factory – 50% – 60% off EVERYTHING
Shopbop – Up to 55% off
Promo Code – GOBIG16
Some of Sam’s faves:
“After this we’re getting pizza” water bottle by Ban.do
Jeffrey Campbell Beacon Mules (they come in red and taupe too)
POPSUGAR Must Have Box
Promo Code: SURPRISE
I got this box for YEARS and loved every minute of it. It was like getting a present each month, but it kept me in the know of what was trendy and cool to wear, eat, and do. Then, I ran out of money and had to cancel my subscription, but with this deal, it may return to my IRL inbox!
Banana Republic – 50% off EVERYTHING
J. Crew – 40% off YOUR. ENTIRE. PURCHASE.
Topshop – Up to 50% off
Some things I want, but can’t buy because I’m broke, but you should.
Faux leather pants – Was: $60; Now: $38
Parka Jacket – Was: $95; Now: $75
Wrap Dress – Was: $48; Now: $24
Modcloth – 30% off EVERYTHING!
Wayfair – Up to 80% off furniture and home stuff!
Expedia – 50% – 90% off select hotels!!!
Cheap Tickets – 20% off select hotels for the first 250 bookers
Promo Code: ACTFAST250
Orbitz – 17% off select hotels for the first 500 bookers
Promo Code: DEALSONDEALS
