Summer 2016 isn’t over yet. It’s still hot AS FUCK outside (no exaggeration), and it will probably be like this for a while. That means you have lots of pool time left, and lots of time to spend on pool floats. Not to mention, summer is going to come around again next year.

Pool floats have been ~all the rage~ the past couple of summers, and after browsing Amazon today, I realized they are CHEAP AF RIGHT NOW. This is probably due to summer being almost over, but you can use these floats next summer too, so it’s basically a steal.

Back at the beginning of summer, I blacked out and bought the unicorn, pizza, and mini donut floats. And although I almost went bankrupt, and I only used them for a week, IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

Here are 11 very important pool floats you need in your life, for this summer or next, even if you don’t have a pool. Imagine how many points you’d win at your next bachelorette party with these bad boys?!



This giant pink flamingo.

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This giant swan all the celebrities have.

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This massive, colorful unicorn (take your swan to the next level!).

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This slice of pizza.

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This adorableeeee pineapple.

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This basic donut that you’ve seen everywhere (but it’s still the most cute).

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This ~pretzel~.

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This watermelon.

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This $5 inflatable pickle (lol).

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This very important pegasus float.

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Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still here! I'm the author of the humorous self-help book AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME. I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @averagepeopleproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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