First, I have to say I’m very impressed with myself for coming up with ‘yasss or pass.’ I feel totally relevant and hip right now, although ‘yasss’ probably isn’t even cool to say anymore. I guess it’s a good thing that I don’t care.

Here are the best and worst looks, as deemed by me, at the 2016 Emmys red carpet that 98% of you didn’t watch.


Kristen Bell: Yasss


Stacy London: Pass

Stacy London. #emmy2016 #stacylondon #Emmy

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Tracee Ellis Ross: Yasss

Sooo pretty! @traceeellisross wearing @ralphlauren #redcarpet #Emmys #theladylovescouture #traceeellisross

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Anna Chlumsky: Pass

Yes, this is the girl from “My Girl.”


Priyanka Chopra: Yasss

Like, where can I get this dress?

Yes, #PriyankaChopra! @jasonwu #Emmys (Photo credit: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)

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Laura Carmichael: Pass


Sarah Paulson: Yasss

When 2 Marcia’s become 1 at the Emmys:


Sarah Hyland: Pass

I went back and forth on this for a few. I wanted to like it because #trends, but I just couldn’t bring myself to say I liked it. This outfit gives me serious mid-2000s vibes when everyone was looking like hot messes on the red carpet. I hope pants with dresses don’t come back into fashion again. That mix looks good on literally no one. Not even Sarah Hyland.


Kerry Washington: Yasss

I would honestly pay to look like pregnant Kerry Washington – and I’m not even pregnant.

Listen! #KerryWashington came for everyone’s life tonight on the #Emmys red carpet ???

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Ariel Winter: Pass

I hate giving two “Modern Family” ladies bad red carpet reviews, but I was NOT digging this dress on Ariel – especially on a classy red carpet. I think Ariel’s body looks FANTASTIC (damn girl), but I thought it was a little too revealing for the Emmys. I also feel like I might have liked the look if she wore her hair down, but idk – maybe that’s just me.


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